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See the great counterculture documentary titled
W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism
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Here is her definition:

man•re•pell•er
[
mahn
-ree-peller]

–noun
: outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. This includes but is not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see:
human repelling
), shoulder pads, full-length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.

–verb (used without object),
-pell•ing, -pell•ed.

to commit the act of repelling men:

Girl 1: What are you wearing tonight?

Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop-crotch utility pants.

Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?

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